I Said Goddamn!

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Yes, but can she cook?

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Being connected to the web for years and you come to realize something… there’s a butt load of hot women out there that get naked. Sure back before they came up with this whole internet thingy there was no shortage of nudie mags. Playboy, hustler, swank, etc were all under my mattress as a teen but they were kind of a pain since one rarely wants to stroke it to the same picture there’s always that awkward moment right before the fireworks as to whether or not this chick should be lucky enough to recieve the “award”. Thus beginning what I like to call the uncertainty flip around stage of magazine masturbation. You know what I mean, you frantically search for the right page before you … you (UGH DAMN IT).

Well, the internet put a stop to that pretty much as a fella can have many many browsers loaded and ready to take on the challenge. But I’m getting ahead of myself.

The girl in the pic above is named Iveta B by the website(s) she takes pictures for and she’s one of the first girls I saw back in the day and thought “Oh I’m gonna love you tonight”. Sofa King hot, if you know what I mean.

Iveta B gallery if you are interested in seeing why she cranks my tractor. Image 11 will pretty much paint the scene nicely. Just look and don’t touch because I shall endeavor to make her mine at some point and I don’t want her all greasy.

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3 Comments

  1. That also have a girl named Marketa that is so damn sexy it hurts a little inside. And another model going by the name Liza is like a blonde goddess. One pictorial has Liza in this little sun dress and high heels and holy hell but her body is banging and she’s got an ass that would make the pope weep.

    Perfect breasts are not a dime a dozen in this day and age but that site seems to have a great tit magnet on the front door of their studio because rarely do I run across any saggers on my journey through the member’s area.

  2. Now that I think of it, if I had the ability to score someone as fly as Iveta, nothing concerning her cooking skills would breach the surface for years and years so it’s really not of any consequence. After all, there’s a waffle house on every corner, right?

    Burn my toast, you sexy motherfucker… burn it all to hell !!!

  3. An Innocent Kids Prayer
    “Dear God, this year please send clothes for all those poor ladies in Daddy ‘ s computer…. ..

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