Which Kat Von D would you want to bang?
Being a fan of chicks that don’t have tattoos covering their entire body, I’ve never had a thing for Kat Von D. Now I get to see what she’d look like as a virgin. Something about a woman who hasn’t had men’s hands all over them and tats are just ink proof that they are slutty in my opinion.
Sure not all tattoos that women get are signs of a whore. I’m pretty sure most of you can see the difference between getting a nice little one on yourself to getting a bullseye on her lower back.
I do have to say that even though I’m truly not a big tat lover, I would never ever ever kick Megan Fox out of my bed… even if she was getting inked right then. Of course we would have to look into a coverup, laser, or wrecking balm for that Brian tat she has right about her pussy. Or she can pay to have my name legally changed to Brian.
You have to take a stand… right? LOL
covered in tattoos
Oh and one pic with her panties down so you can just barely see her pussy bump.
Have to throw in this one of Kat Von D topless so that I can put the post in the nudes section.
Oh and it needed to be said that Kat Von D with bare body is made possible not through photoshop but instead this new concealer that she is selling. Stuff looks like it works.
But if you think about it, women have so many ways to lie to a man as it is…
hair extensions
padded bras
false lashes
fake tits
butt implants
fake nails
tummy tuckers
cankle control stockings
don’t get me started on makeup
high heels (hey you aren’t that tall)
and now you can be shacking up with a hooker for the Hell’s Angels and you wouldn’t know until you showered with her.
Which is why I am suggesting that all men try to shower with a woman on their first date.. or before the date because nobody likes wasting money on dinner only to get fucked… and I don’t mean the good kind of fucked.
Actually my wife pointed out an error of mine (shocking eh) in that it isn’t a concealer Kat is hawking but rather a couple of perfumes. One Sinner and the other, Saint. The marketing team should be shot and left for dead.
OKay so I was wrong about the picture of kat without tattoos being just concealer. I’ve seen a photo taken at the shoot that clearly shows that they did indeed use some type of retouching software.
Big deal… hope nobody bets the farm on anything I ever say.