I Said Goddamn!

tearing at the soft underbelly of something

The Binaca girl is the sexiest female ever!

There comes a time in every man’s life when he knows for sure that he’s in love. That is happening to me right now. Yes, I have fallen for the most glorious blonde babe with a smile that I am sure is the cure for cancer.
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Sitting on my ass last night a commercial for Binaca Breath Spray came on and it didn’t really seem like much at first. That is until the beautiful blonde turned and smiled right at me. It was love at first site and I’m certain that she feels the same towards me (even though the commercial would have you believe that the guy in the ad was going to get lucky)

No I am sorry but she is mine and just as soon as I find out who the hell she is, I’m to begin a long steamy affair with her and she and I will rule over the land with a firm but gentle hand.

Or I will be forced by my therapist to begin taking my meds again… whichever comes first. Name name name… just need a name people!
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And for you video lovers out there…here she is in all of her blonde b&w glory

“Are you ready?” Um HELL YES!!

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