Real men love Megan Fox all month long!
With all the hatin towards Megan Fox going on I’m reminded of something someone told me long ago and it’s basically that we as humans love to build someone up and love even more to beat them back down.
The guys in charge of South Park even did a show about it starring Britney Spears and pretty much blamed the whole attitude on corn harvest. Guess that is as good a reason as any.
I am not the type to do that though. Megan Fox grew on me and she hasn’t been in a movie, that I’ve seen, where I just have to look at the scene and exclaim WTF.
That cannot be said for others… but there’s just something about a teenage cheerleader turned vampire that gets my juices flowing. Megan can bite me anytime. Though she’d probably just rip me to shreds and leave me to rot. Damn, someone didn’t take his pill today.
Anyway, isn’t she like the hottest bloody girl ever? I mean, Carrie just freaked me out (the original) and my mind isn’t pulling up any other crimson fluid covered babes at the moment. So between her and Sissy it’s another easy win for Fox.
Although I’d very much like to explore her anus like Ponce De Leon, Megan Fox says that she’ll never make a sex tape. Appreciate that Megan. Hey, anybody want to buy a JVC Everio HD video camera and a Legolas costume? I don’t think I need it anymore. Us Magazine reports:
“Ugh, never!” the Jennifer’s Body star, 23, tells MTV News. “That’s the last thing I want to see — what I look like having sex. It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex.”
Just as there will be no nudity on camera in the comfort of her own home, there will be no nudity for Fox on set either. “I can’t ever imagine myself doing nudity in a film,” she said. “It lives forever, especially now, with the Internet. I just can’t. I just can’t.”
She adds, “People take everything from you when you’re in this business. Your anonymity is stripped from you. They invade every part of your personal life, your relationships. Everything you say gets judged, everything you do gets judged. Literally all I have left are my private parts and I don’t want to also share them with the world. I’d like to keep them private. That’s why they’re called that!”