Ever since watching the movie Scrooged with Bill Murray and seeing the Christmas party scene where the hot blonde is handing out signed copies of the scans she took on the office copier of her panty clad crotch, I’ve wanted to see a girl do that in person.

Trouble is that I’ve never worked in an office type setting and for some damn reason even though I had one of those all in one type of scanner thingys at the house for years I never put two and two together when I’d have women over. FUCK!

The actress pictured above copying her private area is Monet Mazur and OMG she’s the hottest and I love that scene so much I am thinking of leaving my wife for it and running away with it to Bermuda.

On topic copier repair commercial… might be worth a chuckle to ya. Plus if you like em chubby maybe you could get a rise out of the video.

And another with a far more sexy girl making copies of her naughty parts and yet it’s still got some humor in it. Did I mention that this chick is farkin hawt?!?!

And speaking of being copied… wonder which ad agency stole from whom???

This copier girl video appears to be from actual hidden camera. Ahhh a real life slut, they’re so hard to come by. A true marvel to behold.

I just about peed my pants during this obviously faked scene of the hit smash movie Twilight. I still haven’t seen the original, though my wife enjoyed it, and they are supposedly making a sequel. I just don’t think I’m in the age range for getting into this tween vampire flick even though I do think that pipe smoking Kristen Stewart is a pie I wouldn’t mind getting a slice of.

“I’m not going to wear a condom” hahaha

You know that you’ve thought about Megan Fox sexually. Hell I spend most of my days either posting about her or google imaging for that new candid Megan photo hoping there might be a glimpse of panty or dare I wish… nip slip from this dark haired angel. But this guy…. this guy has stones the size of King Kong…

“This year, Johansson was the headliner, promoting Iron Man 2, but it was an appearance by Megan Fox which had the geeks talking after one fan approached the star during a Q&A to promote her new supernatural western Jonah Hex. “My question is for Megan,” the man said. “I have a Sony HVR (video camera). It’s not a true HD, but it gives a pretty good image. Anyway, my question is: I just graduated film school and I’m trying to help my career. I was wondering if you’d be interested in some kind of, like, celebrity sextape?” With that, a couple of security guards grabbed the fella and took him to an undisclosed location. “Dude, I can’t wait to see what you look like in 30 minutes,” Fox’s co-star, Josh Brolin, quipped as the man was dragged away.”

Okay so he got shot down but not as bad as she did it when Seth Rogen and her were on the Kimmel show… watch this following video to see what I mean. But be warned, Kimmel finds the clip and shows it over and over and it’s painful to watch Seth’s reaction.

That was so harsh and she was/is so freakin sexy… I said Goddamn!