I still haven’t forced myself to watch Twilight because let’s face it, being a 40yo male I’m not really in their target audience. No, the fact that it’s based in a high school and from what I hear the vampires sparkle, just doesn’t really seem all that cool.

But on the other side, men my age love two things… afternoon naps, and teenage girls. I know that comes as a shock to everyone but it’s true.

So with all the young hotness that this movie has to offer it’s no wonder that all sorts of people have been googling keywords that will hopefully bring some nudes with it and Christian Serratos photos will now come up.

Yes my shiny vampire, or werewolf, fans, Christian has gotten nude. Too bad it’s for PETA. She does have quite a beautiful ass wouldn’t you agree? Has me wondering if she’s a creature of the night or just a victim. Guess I’ll have to throw on a unibomber jacket and sneak down to the local blockbuster to see for myself.

I just about peed my pants during this obviously faked scene of the hit smash movie Twilight. I still haven’t seen the original, though my wife enjoyed it, and they are supposedly making a sequel. I just don’t think I’m in the age range for getting into this tween vampire flick even though I do think that pipe smoking Kristen Stewart is a pie I wouldn’t mind getting a slice of.

“I’m not going to wear a condom” hahaha