Ever since watching the movie Scrooged with Bill Murray and seeing the Christmas party scene where the hot blonde is handing out signed copies of the scans she took on the office copier of her panty clad crotch, I’ve wanted to see a girl do that in person.

Trouble is that I’ve never worked in an office type setting and for some damn reason even though I had one of those all in one type of scanner thingys at the house for years I never put two and two together when I’d have women over. FUCK!

The actress pictured above copying her private area is Monet Mazur and OMG she’s the hottest and I love that scene so much I am thinking of leaving my wife for it and running away with it to Bermuda.

On topic copier repair commercial… might be worth a chuckle to ya. Plus if you like em chubby maybe you could get a rise out of the video.

And another with a far more sexy girl making copies of her naughty parts and yet it’s still got some humor in it. Did I mention that this chick is farkin hawt?!?!

And speaking of being copied… wonder which ad agency stole from whom???

This copier girl video appears to be from actual hidden camera. Ahhh a real life slut, they’re so hard to come by. A true marvel to behold.

Being connected to the web for years and you come to realize something… there’s a butt load of hot women out there that get naked. Sure back before they came up with this whole internet thingy there was no shortage of nudie mags. Playboy, hustler, swank, etc were all under my mattress as a teen but they were kind of a pain since one rarely wants to stroke it to the same picture there’s always that awkward moment right before the fireworks as to whether or not this chick should be lucky enough to recieve the “award”. Thus beginning what I like to call the uncertainty flip around stage of magazine masturbation. You know what I mean, you frantically search for the right page before you … you (UGH DAMN IT).

Well, the internet put a stop to that pretty much as a fella can have many many browsers loaded and ready to take on the challenge. But I’m getting ahead of myself.

The girl in the pic above is named Iveta B by the website(s) she takes pictures for and she’s one of the first girls I saw back in the day and thought “Oh I’m gonna love you tonight”. Sofa King hot, if you know what I mean.

Iveta B gallery if you are interested in seeing why she cranks my tractor. Image 11 will pretty much paint the scene nicely. Just look and don’t touch because I shall endeavor to make her mine at some point and I don’t want her all greasy.

And by be I mean “be inside of” and by be inside of I mean that I want to be inside of Blake Lively while she is wearing this hot little schoolgirl outfit for the gossip girl show she plays in.

Holy freakin damn!

I just had to find a place to upload the larger version of this Blake Lively schoolgirl pic for you… even though you haven’t done anything for me lately (hint)

(please note this image is not served on my site but the image is there)

Now I really never watched the Girls next door and haven’t had any interest in seeing Kendra’s solo reality show. That said, I do think that Kendra is the coolest one of Hef’s ex whores and she is always getting naked.

So it comes as no surprise that pics of Kendra at her wedding dress fitting before the cerimony include several shots of her breasts popping out. You gotta love this chick. Well I don’t know about love, but I’d sure like to have her mouth on my cock “suck me beautiful style”.

That seriously has to be one of my favorite celebrity photos this year… and there are pics of Mini Me humping out there!

Nothing says lovin like a nice big ole set of titties and Lindsay Lohan seems to fit the bill nicely. At least most of the time she does because every now and again I think she diets too much or has the doctor remove her implants. For shame Lindsay

Nothing against sexy celebs in lingerie but Angelina Jolie just needs to be naked all the time. In fact there should be a law stating as such. Of course there should also be a law against chiaobama but that’s another story all together. Now, everyone in the bed… 1,2,3!