She’s had this off again mostly on again relationship with Brian Austin Greene for several years now and from everything I’ve read (yea I know, grain of salt) Megan Fox is “Batshit Crazy”. Well I find that term misleading because Lady Gaga stands on the first place box of that mental olympics podium if you ask me.

No when it comes to Megan, I had thought that there was just some bipolar type stuff happening up in that pretty little head of her’s. Now that yet another interview has come out, this time in Rolling Stone, I think there may be a lot more scratching at the surface.

On cutting herself:
“Yeah, but I don’t want to elaborate. I would never call myself a cutter. Girls go through different phases when they’re growing up, when they’re miserable and do different things, whether it’s an eating disorder or they dabble in cutting.”

On if she had an eating disorder:
“If I did talk about it, I’d be taking on a role-model status, and I’d have to choose my words very carefully, and I’d have to make sure I reveal it in a specific way, and I don’t want to do it.”

On her insecurities:
“I’m really insecure about everything. Self-loathing doesn’t keep me from being happy. But that doesn’t mean I don’t struggle. I am very vulnerable. But I can be aggressive, hurtful, domineering and selfish, too. I’m emotionally unpredictable and all over the place. I’m a control freak.”

On how she’s going to eventually murder Brian Austin Green:
“I’ve had to say to Brian, ‘You have to go and stop talking to me, because I’m going to kill you. I’m going to stab you with something. Please leave. I’d never own a gun for that reason. I wouldn’t shoot to kill. But I would shoot him in the leg, for sure.”

And the funny thing is that I totally seen why Green still wants to bang it. She got a fucking tattoo of his name right above her pussy for crying out loud. It must be some really good pussy for him to want to spend the time needed in it for her to make it his with ink.

If they break up, I want to be in the room when Megan Fox gets her pussy tattoo lazered off. What has two thumbs and is a twisted little mouse (points thumbs at self)…

Oh and yes I know I just posted about Megan Fox a couple bloggy blogs down and fuck you, that’s why.

With all the hatin towards Megan Fox going on I’m reminded of something someone told me long ago and it’s basically that we as humans love to build someone up and love even more to beat them back down.

The guys in charge of South Park even did a show about it starring Britney Spears and pretty much blamed the whole attitude on corn harvest. Guess that is as good a reason as any.

I am not the type to do that though. Megan Fox grew on me and she hasn’t been in a movie, that I’ve seen, where I just have to look at the scene and exclaim WTF.

That cannot be said for others… but there’s just something about a teenage cheerleader turned vampire that gets my juices flowing. Megan can bite me anytime. Though she’d probably just rip me to shreds and leave me to rot. Damn, someone didn’t take his pill today.

Anyway, isn’t she like the hottest bloody girl ever? I mean, Carrie just freaked me out (the original) and my mind isn’t pulling up any other crimson fluid covered babes at the moment. So between her and Sissy it’s another easy win for Fox.

A wise man once said, it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than it is to speak and remove all doubt. What does that have to do with anything? Hell, I don’t know. I didn’t really count on anyone actually reading anything in this post.

Anyway, I have always had a thing for chicks dressed up like nuns while being sexy and/or naughty. Guess it goes back to going to a christian school briefly. May be why I like getting spanked with a ruler to this day. In any event I hope you like the half naked nuns because it might just become a habit… see what I did there?

Megan Fox makes for a naughty yet sexy nun.

Elisabetta Canalis George Clooney’s new girlfriend (Lucky SOB)

I don’t know if I will post about Megan today but do think that I haven’t seen too much of her to warrant a blackout day from her pictures. Funny thing is that if today at some point a real Megan Fox sex Video hit the web, or even some upskirts wearing no panties scratched the surface of the interwebby… all of the fed up sites will break their fingers posting about it then pull a few groin muscles looking at them.

I’m looking at her lovely face right now because she’s part of my computer’s background. Just her standing their all sexy in some green lacey tanktop with her hands in her back pockets. Some might say she is hiding her hands because of some wonky thumbs but I’ve seen them and my first thought was “come on you bastards, this is all you got?”. Let me tell you if my only flaw was thumbs with flat ends I would kiss the sky (or whatever happy people do).

Damn, I should have just found a decent pic of Megan and put all this into a post instead of bumping an old post with this comment…. I think I may do just that. Hold on let me find a pic. I got it, I’ll use the pic from my background. I is smrt.

Update 8.18.2009 adding following video of Megan Denise Fox. It’s a fake PSA an while not really funny, it is short, it is Megan, and she says the word “fuck” in it… so it’s not a total loss.

You know that you’ve thought about Megan Fox sexually. Hell I spend most of my days either posting about her or google imaging for that new candid Megan photo hoping there might be a glimpse of panty or dare I wish… nip slip from this dark haired angel. But this guy…. this guy has stones the size of King Kong…

“This year, Johansson was the headliner, promoting Iron Man 2, but it was an appearance by Megan Fox which had the geeks talking after one fan approached the star during a Q&A to promote her new supernatural western Jonah Hex. “My question is for Megan,” the man said. “I have a Sony HVR (video camera). It’s not a true HD, but it gives a pretty good image. Anyway, my question is: I just graduated film school and I’m trying to help my career. I was wondering if you’d be interested in some kind of, like, celebrity sextape?” With that, a couple of security guards grabbed the fella and took him to an undisclosed location. “Dude, I can’t wait to see what you look like in 30 minutes,” Fox’s co-star, Josh Brolin, quipped as the man was dragged away.”

Okay so he got shot down but not as bad as she did it when Seth Rogen and her were on the Kimmel show… watch this following video to see what I mean. But be warned, Kimmel finds the clip and shows it over and over and it’s painful to watch Seth’s reaction.

That was so harsh and she was/is so freakin sexy… I said Goddamn!

It seems like overnight that Megan Fox has become one of those babes that people shoot presidents over. Not that I disagree but that didn’t quite work out for the last dude. Wasn’t it Jodie Foster that the nutball wanted when he shot Reagan?

But yea it really bothers me that I have fallen in love with a woman whom I’ve never met. Do you think that all this attention freaks Megan Fox the hell out? Gotta be off putting to go from pretty to hottest all in a matter of a few years. Well I hope she manages the fame well and even better finds someone to love that is more than hot sex. Of course I’m just passing on rumor that her and Brian have little in common outside the bedroom. Then again at her age it really doesn’t matter too much. Plenty of time, assuming she doesn’t get pregnant, to sow oats.