Sitting on my ass last night a commercial for Binaca Breath Spray came on and it didn’t really seem like much at first. That is until the beautiful blonde turned and smiled right at me. It was love at first site and I’m certain that she feels the same towards me (even though the commercial would have you believe that the guy in the ad was going to get lucky)

No I am sorry but she is mine and just as soon as I find out who the hell she is, I’m to begin a long steamy affair with her and she and I will rule over the land with a firm but gentle hand.

Or I will be forced by my therapist to begin taking my meds again… whichever comes first. Name name name… just need a name people!

And for you video lovers out there…here she is in all of her blonde b&w glory

“Are you ready?” Um HELL YES!!

When I ran across this photo of Julia Alexandratou I was struck dumb. I mean there’s no shortage of hot ass women on the internet. After all looking at half naked babes was the reason Al Gore created the internet.

Since my only knowledge of Julia is lusting over the picture above, I had to hunt down her wiki page to find out a little more about her…

Julia Alexandratou (Greek: Τζούλια Αλεξανδράτου) is a Greek model, actress, and pop singer. In 2002, at age 15, she won the title “Miss Young” in Greece. Four years later, Alexandratou won the beauty title “Miss Greece International 2006″ (also called the “Runner-up Star Hellas 2006″) at the Miss Star Hellas pageant.

Julia has lived for several years in England and speaks English fluently.

Now if we can just get her into American film with perhaps a short run in porn. Ahhh, I want her image chisseled on my tombstone.

Okay so I’m sure you are thinking “I’ve seen better” and that may be true but there’s just something about this image that makes my mouth water.

Really can you blame me? I know nothing else about this girl and haven’t a clue as to what she looks like from the front and you know, it doesn’t matter one bit. To me it’s not about the girl anyway. It’s about her perfect ass in some pretty pink panties and I almost want to stop typing just to pleasure myself… but I’ll refrain.

Truth is that I used to be a total ass man and by that I don’t mean that I was a prick (though I probably was) no I mean that the backside of a female was my favorite part.

As time when on I started noticing the other parts and while in my youth I really didn’t care what a girl’s juggs looked like. Nope, I only cared that she had a nice ass. Too bad that I rarely got a hold of what I would consider a great ass. Only able to look at them from a far as they passed in the mall. Such is life though and now I have the internet to completely depress me what with the thousands of hot booty photos out there now that sexting and self shots are all the rage.

Still even though I find myself attracted a woman not just because of the round playground she may be carrying behind her, I still feel a deep bond with a woman each time I see something like the pic above. And By deep bond I mean that I would sell my soul to lick it.

And by be I mean “be inside of” and by be inside of I mean that I want to be inside of Blake Lively while she is wearing this hot little schoolgirl outfit for the gossip girl show she plays in.

Holy freakin damn!

I just had to find a place to upload the larger version of this Blake Lively schoolgirl pic for you… even though you haven’t done anything for me lately (hint)

(please note this image is not served on my site but the image is there)

If anyone every doubted that there was a god they need only look at Veronika Zemanova and know that they will never get anyone as freaking over the top hot as this beautiful creature.

Hey, I didn’t say god liked you. Did you see those tits? I said GOD (wait for it… wait for it) DAMN !!! I’m usually the type to say something crass like “I’d break that pussy” or “They would need a treasure map to find my cock in her ass” but honestly seeing her naked would probably reduce me to tears and how good could the sex be when I’d have to stop often to use a tissue to blow my nose. You know, what with all the childlike sobbing and wimpering.

Then again who knows, I just might kill the poonanny. No seriously, did you see those tits on Veronika? Ohhh my!