They say that beauty is only skin deep but that’s generally ugly people’s way of making themselves feel better about having to put pork chops in their pants so the dog will eat their pants I guess.

Whatever, pork or none Brooklyn Decker is one hawt piece of perfect and in my opinion she is right up there with Megan and Olivia as far as looks go and that’s saying something since I’m just an autograph away from stalking those two.

So anyway I don’t think that Brooklyn is a big star and she may never be because she appears to love posing for pictures way too much to do much more than just be a supermodel… like that’s a bad thing.

Of course I could be wrong and Mrs. Decker could be the next Natalie Portman but with slightly larger boobies. But then again if Kate Hudson, Keira Knightly, and Portman can become big hollywood movie stars without a cup between them then if Brooklyn gets butt naked and fucks in a sextape it’s all over for the rest of them. I’ve already read that it’ll be a cold day in hell before Megan Fox does a sex scene with real nudity (BITCH!) and that’s just not fair, damn it.

I’ve invested hours at google image finding pictures of Megan to spank it to and have only found the topless ones she’s pissed about and none of them even show a nipple… A NIPPLE.. can’t a guy just get a peak?!?!

A wise man once said, it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than it is to speak and remove all doubt. What does that have to do with anything? Hell, I don’t know. I didn’t really count on anyone actually reading anything in this post.

Anyway, I have always had a thing for chicks dressed up like nuns while being sexy and/or naughty. Guess it goes back to going to a christian school briefly. May be why I like getting spanked with a ruler to this day. In any event I hope you like the half naked nuns because it might just become a habit… see what I did there?

Megan Fox makes for a naughty yet sexy nun.

Elisabetta Canalis George Clooney’s new girlfriend (Lucky SOB)

I don’t know if I will post about Megan today but do think that I haven’t seen too much of her to warrant a blackout day from her pictures. Funny thing is that if today at some point a real Megan Fox sex Video hit the web, or even some upskirts wearing no panties scratched the surface of the interwebby… all of the fed up sites will break their fingers posting about it then pull a few groin muscles looking at them.

I’m looking at her lovely face right now because she’s part of my computer’s background. Just her standing their all sexy in some green lacey tanktop with her hands in her back pockets. Some might say she is hiding her hands because of some wonky thumbs but I’ve seen them and my first thought was “come on you bastards, this is all you got?”. Let me tell you if my only flaw was thumbs with flat ends I would kiss the sky (or whatever happy people do).

Damn, I should have just found a decent pic of Megan and put all this into a post instead of bumping an old post with this comment…. I think I may do just that. Hold on let me find a pic. I got it, I’ll use the pic from my background. I is smrt.

Update 8.18.2009 adding following video of Megan Denise Fox. It’s a fake PSA an while not really funny, it is short, it is Megan, and she says the word “fuck” in it… so it’s not a total loss.