I’m sure it’s not hard to see why Katy Perry so special. This picture was taken at her most recent birthday party at which a good time was had by all.

Must be nice to be her, lots of friends, presents from the finest stores, and … a cake fight with a bunch of hot chicks involved?!?

GODDAMN!

The only thing I like better than icing cover celebrity tits would be if Katy Perry were to come to my house and personally allow me to lick it off her amble breasts.

Speaking of big juggs, Amy Winehouse’s father just admited that his daughter just had some implants put in. Talk about fun.

They say that beauty is only skin deep but that’s generally ugly people’s way of making themselves feel better about having to put pork chops in their pants so the dog will eat their pants I guess.

Whatever, pork or none Brooklyn Decker is one hawt piece of perfect and in my opinion she is right up there with Megan and Olivia as far as looks go and that’s saying something since I’m just an autograph away from stalking those two.

So anyway I don’t think that Brooklyn is a big star and she may never be because she appears to love posing for pictures way too much to do much more than just be a supermodel… like that’s a bad thing.

Of course I could be wrong and Mrs. Decker could be the next Natalie Portman but with slightly larger boobies. But then again if Kate Hudson, Keira Knightly, and Portman can become big hollywood movie stars without a cup between them then if Brooklyn gets butt naked and fucks in a sextape it’s all over for the rest of them. I’ve already read that it’ll be a cold day in hell before Megan Fox does a sex scene with real nudity (BITCH!) and that’s just not fair, damn it.

I’ve invested hours at google image finding pictures of Megan to spank it to and have only found the topless ones she’s pissed about and none of them even show a nipple… A NIPPLE.. can’t a guy just get a peak?!?!

Foreign exchange students rarely look as hot as Shannon Elizabeth did in American Pie though I did meet a girl from Holland once that was here doing that and she was hotter than any girl I knew at the time. Sadly she had plenty of cockblocking fat chicks around her so no alone time for me and Heidi or whatever her name was.

But as I was saying, Shannon is hotter than virtually any female celebrity out there and I must include (gulp) Megan Fox. It’s the tats Meggie…. they’re awful but I’d look over it for a shag… you have my number.

Oh and Shannon Elizabeth is single again after announcing that her and that dancing with the stars goon were no longer a couple. Of course dirtbags like me will see nothing from this other than not having to look at her kissing that douche any longer in photos.

Still I wonder who broke up with who. She does seem like she’d be hard to live with after that new pussy smell wore off that is but shannon is still by far hot enough to look past the flaws for year…. just ask her ex husband. He looked more like a guy that ought to be sucking dick for money to by sandwiches than a dude lucky enough to bang her. He saw her nude for god’s sake… many many times.

Nothing says lovin like a nice big ole set of titties and Lindsay Lohan seems to fit the bill nicely. At least most of the time she does because every now and again I think she diets too much or has the doctor remove her implants. For shame Lindsay