Foreign exchange students rarely look as hot as Shannon Elizabeth did in American Pie though I did meet a girl from Holland once that was here doing that and she was hotter than any girl I knew at the time. Sadly she had plenty of cockblocking fat chicks around her so no alone time for me and Heidi or whatever her name was.

But as I was saying, Shannon is hotter than virtually any female celebrity out there and I must include (gulp) Megan Fox. It’s the tats Meggie…. they’re awful but I’d look over it for a shag… you have my number.

Oh and Shannon Elizabeth is single again after announcing that her and that dancing with the stars goon were no longer a couple. Of course dirtbags like me will see nothing from this other than not having to look at her kissing that douche any longer in photos.

Still I wonder who broke up with who. She does seem like she’d be hard to live with after that new pussy smell wore off that is but shannon is still by far hot enough to look past the flaws for year…. just ask her ex husband. He looked more like a guy that ought to be sucking dick for money to by sandwiches than a dude lucky enough to bang her. He saw her nude for god’s sake… many many times.