I Said Goddamn!

She’s had this off again mostly on again relationship with Brian Austin Greene for several years now and from everything I’ve read (yea I know, grain of salt) Megan Fox is “Batshit Crazy”. Well I find that term misleading because Lady Gaga stands on the first place box of that mental olympics podium if you ask me.

No when it comes to Megan, I had thought that there was just some bipolar type stuff happening up in that pretty little head of her’s. Now that yet another interview has come out, this time in Rolling Stone, I think there may be a lot more scratching at the surface.

On cutting herself:
“Yeah, but I don’t want to elaborate. I would never call myself a cutter. Girls go through different phases when they’re growing up, when they’re miserable and do different things, whether it’s an eating disorder or they dabble in cutting.”

On if she had an eating disorder:
“If I did talk about it, I’d be taking on a role-model status, and I’d have to choose my words very carefully, and I’d have to make sure I reveal it in a specific way, and I don’t want to do it.”

On her insecurities:
“I’m really insecure about everything. Self-loathing doesn’t keep me from being happy. But that doesn’t mean I don’t struggle. I am very vulnerable. But I can be aggressive, hurtful, domineering and selfish, too. I’m emotionally unpredictable and all over the place. I’m a control freak.”

On how she’s going to eventually murder Brian Austin Green:
“I’ve had to say to Brian, ‘You have to go and stop talking to me, because I’m going to kill you. I’m going to stab you with something. Please leave. I’d never own a gun for that reason. I wouldn’t shoot to kill. But I would shoot him in the leg, for sure.”

And the funny thing is that I totally seen why Green still wants to bang it. She got a fucking tattoo of his name right above her pussy for crying out loud. It must be some really good pussy for him to want to spend the time needed in it for her to make it his with ink.

If they break up, I want to be in the room when Megan Fox gets her pussy tattoo lazered off. What has two thumbs and is a twisted little mouse (points thumbs at self)…

Oh and yes I know I just posted about Megan Fox a couple bloggy blogs down and fuck you, that’s why.