Lady Gaga is not a Butterface damn it!
And I’ll tell you why…
The urban dictionary defines Butterface as someone with a sexy as hell body but her face is ugly. It is for this reason that I say that Lady Gaga doesn’t comply with the ground rules.
Simply put, this she man has the body of a retarded vulture and the body like of of the cast members of Deadliest Catch. There’s even rumor that Gagger may even be transgender (cough Fergie cough).
And speaking of Fergie, you’d be hard pressed to find a better example of a celebrity butterface than this Black Eyed Pees on stage. Her body is slamming while every mirror in her house has attempted suicide at least once.
Another perfect example of butterface… Brooke Hogan. I mean goddamn this woman’s bod scream “oh fuck me” while her face screams “OH… FUCK… ME”. She needs to take that act to the wrestling ring. I’d pay money to see her get punched in the face a few times. I’d also like to see her brother get in a knife fight with a ninja but that’s another story.
My opinion on Lady Gagamofo not withstanding, the following video is a funny as hell lampoon of her song Pokerface.
My body’s like a Barbie and my face is like a Ken
HA! bitch
Also not butterfaces… Rumor Willis, Kelly Clarkson, and Kelly Osbourne. All three fug from head to hammer toe.
“Them girls sound like the two transvestites we picked up in Biloxi, Cooter.”
Movie trivia… without using google can you tell me what movie that line is from? Hint, it was a truck driver that said it to his dog right after listening to some girls talk about doing naughty things to each other on a handheld cb.