Must be the kryptonite

Some things in life just make you question whether or not there’s a god and perhaps we are just cosmic dust floating in a sea of nothingness.
This picture is not one of those things. Tell me how the hell does a woman that fine exist? beautiful blonde with cowboy hat and the most erect nipples that i have ever seen… oh there’s a god alright and he is torturing me until I die.
Of course the image did not name who this perfect female is and so I must go on longing. And speaking of things getting longer, let me excuse myself to be with um myself.

Sometimes when life gives you lemons… you gotta say “Fuck the lemons” and bail.
~ Kunu, The Heartbreak Kid