In the name of the father, the son, and… OMG Tits!!!
A wise man once said, it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than it is to speak and remove all doubt. What does that have to do with anything? Hell, I don’t know. I didn’t really count on anyone actually reading anything in this post.
Anyway, I have always had a thing for chicks dressed up like nuns while being sexy and/or naughty. Guess it goes back to going to a christian school briefly. May be why I like getting spanked with a ruler to this day. In any event I hope you like the half naked nuns because it might just become a habit… see what I did there?
Megan Fox makes for a naughty yet sexy nun.
Elisabetta Canalis George Clooney’s new girlfriend (Lucky SOB)
My junk is getting all rosary… meh, I’ll just punish myself for that one. And perhaps punish my junk also… sins of the father is visited on the trouser donkey or something like that, right? Guess I could have spent less time at Our Lady of Fatima looking at nun boobs and tried to learn a lesson. But there’s no nipples in the lesson, now is there? NO
Time to find the “old rock” folder and jam Sister Christian through the headphones. Though I’ve never listened hard enough to the lyrics of that song to see if masturbating to slutty nun photos was what Night Ranger had in mind. Oh Megan, your time has come.. and you know that you’re the only one to say.. o kay. Now turn over bitch, I wanna stick those beads in satan’s pink napsack… or the brown napsack, whichever….. your choice.
When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn’t work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
Two nuns are biking through the french countryside when one nun looks at the other and said “I don’t think that I have ever come this way before” to which the other nun stated “It must be the cobblestones”.
HA!
I heard that joke when I was about 15 and didn’t get it until years later when I was going through my mind for jokes. Dirty dirty nuns.
Sister Mary Flatulence, you’re ruining the nunnery!