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How to get a Paris Hilton Upskirt in 3 easy steps

paris hilton upskirt howtoFirst you need to find Paris Hilton and don’t worry, when you do chances are that she’ll be wearing a short skirt to assist. Ten bonus points if you snag an upskirt of her sans panties.

Second you need to lurk in the shadows of the other paparazzi which won’t be hard to do since the nine million other “photographers” will be hounding the hotel heiress mercilessly.

Third… Rrrreach for it… rrrreach for it… CLICK!

Bob’s your uncle you just made 50k and now you can get your guitar out of pawn and as soon as you can get Nigel out of jail you’ll have your drummer.

photo credit Wenn.com

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1 Comment

  1. I wonder if that is even remotely against the law? Seems like there would be something in California… wait that’s Arnold’s state. Nevermind, let the sexual assualts continue.

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