I Said Goddamn!

tearing at the soft underbelly of something

Hottest ass of the year award goes to…

hottest-ass

Okay so I’m sure you are thinking “I’ve seen better” and that may be true but there’s just something about this image that makes my mouth water.

Really can you blame me? I know nothing else about this girl and haven’t a clue as to what she looks like from the front and you know, it doesn’t matter one bit. To me it’s not about the girl anyway. It’s about her perfect ass in some pretty pink panties and I almost want to stop typing just to pleasure myself… but I’ll refrain.

Truth is that I used to be a total ass man and by that I don’t mean that I was a prick (though I probably was) no I mean that the backside of a female was my favorite part.

As time when on I started noticing the other parts and while in my youth I really didn’t care what a girl’s juggs looked like. Nope, I only cared that she had a nice ass. Too bad that I rarely got a hold of what I would consider a great ass. Only able to look at them from a far as they passed in the mall. Such is life though and now I have the internet to completely depress me what with the thousands of hot booty photos out there now that sexting and self shots are all the rage.

Still even though I find myself attracted a woman not just because of the round playground she may be carrying behind her, I still feel a deep bond with a woman each time I see something like the pic above. And By deep bond I mean that I would sell my soul to lick it.

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1 Comment

  1. They say that once you get past the smell, you’ve got it licked. Of course that refers to coochie butt (pun intended) you can see where I was going with it.

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