Deleted Twilight Sex Scene
I just about peed my pants during this obviously faked scene of the hit smash movie Twilight. I still haven’t seen the original, though my wife enjoyed it, and they are supposedly making a sequel. I just don’t think I’m in the age range for getting into this tween vampire flick even though I do think that pipe smoking Kristen Stewart is a pie I wouldn’t mind getting a slice of.
“I’m not going to wear a condom” hahaha
So everyone thought they were hooking up and now robert pattinson and kristen stewart have been seen more together intimatly embraced in public… eating, concerts, whore houses*, etc. I wonder if he knows that she likes to smoke the pipe?
* – I made that part up… not that I don’t think it actually happened because you know how much vampires like prostitutes. Hookers always die in dracula movies. Taste like chicken, smells like fish.
Another reason to not do drugs if you have to talk to people is Kristen’s response concerning her problem with most interviewers and paparazzi…
They want her soul? You were sooooo fucking high when you said that, huh?