that is all…

“I developed that (a fear of flying) when I turned 20. All of a sudden I got really afraid to get on airplanes. I had to come up with a way to deal with it because I didn’t want to have panic attacks every time I get on a plane. I know for a fact it’s not in my destiny to die listening to a Britney Spears album, so I always put that on in my (headphones) when I’m flying because I know it wont crash if I’ve got Britney on.”

“Ugh, never!” the Jennifer’s Body star, 23, tells MTV News. “That’s the last thing I want to see — what I look like having sex. It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex.”

“I feel much safer with girls, so I felt more comfortable kissing her in the movie than kissing any of the other people that I had to kiss. I think she was extremely uncomfortable. I don’t think that — I know that. She was not comfortable and there was a lot of laughing — like, giggling fits that happened in between takes.”

Don’t want to freak out the neighbors without just cause.

Of course I am only joking… wondering if all the knives in the house would fit in my bedside gun safe?!?

This comment fixed the problem and brough the “white” part of the page down. Neat how some things work out.

I love you Meggie!

The fact is, the paparazzi and most interviewers, they want your soul,”

They want her soul? You were sooooo fucking high when you said that, huh?

* – I made that part up… not that I don’t think it actually happened because you know how much vampires like prostitutes. Hookers always die in dracula movies. Taste like chicken, smells like fish.

Last month there was a summit between Eric, Rebecca, Kari Ann and Mindy. Their reps hammered out a deal as to who got what on the hard drive. Eric got full rights to the video and everyone assumed that was that … until the tape surfaced on the Internet yesterday.

How the hell does this McCready chick not wind up on the news as a murder victim? She is constantly screwing people over and that’s just not christian… oh wait, that’s totally christian. You know what I’m talking about, you basterds.

Seriously though to go from a very promising country music career to mugshot central washed up fat whore time is just plain old crazy. Let that be a lesson to all you wannabe singers.. SAY NO TO CRACK!

Movie trivia… without using google can you tell me what movie that line is from? Hint, it was a truck driver that said it to his dog right after listening to some girls talk about doing naughty things to each other on a handheld cb.

Big deal… hope nobody bets the farm on anything I ever say.

But if you think about it, women have so many ways to lie to a man as it is…
hair extensions
padded bras
false lashes
fake tits
butt implants
fake nails
tummy tuckers
cankle control stockings
don’t get me started on makeup
high heels (hey you aren’t that tall)

and now you can be shacking up with a hooker for the Hell’s Angels and you wouldn’t know until you showered with her.

Which is why I am suggesting that all men try to shower with a woman on their first date.. or before the date because nobody likes wasting money on dinner only to get fucked… and I don’t mean the good kind of fucked.

HA!

I heard that joke when I was about 15 and didn’t get it until years later when I was going through my mind for jokes. Dirty dirty nuns.

So, if she took pics of herself when she was still underage, then couldn’t she herself be responsible for child porn? Either way, she is an idiot as you’d think she would have learned her lesson the first time around. BUT IT IS ALSO RATHER CURIOUS THAT THESE SUPPOSEDLY PRIVATE PICS MYSTERIOUSLY APPEAR ON THE NET AROUND THE SAME TIME HER NEW MOVIE IS COMING OUT. COINCIDENCE, I THINK NOT. …maybe she’s not an idiot after all. And actually, didn’t those other pics of her come out around the same time her HSM movie came out too?

I don’t care if she’s trying to break into adult roles- she’s still (unfortunately) a role model for millions of preteen girls. What kind of message is she sending to them? Kids are already insecure enough- now make them think they have to take naked pictures of themselves to be cool?

And we wonder where “sexting” comes from in middle schools. Awesome. Thanks Vanessa.

Newsflash….. Stop taking pics of yourself when your butt naked and you won’t have this problem.

But this is planned…. gotta keep your name in the news when your career is in the crapper.

I believe this to be the general consensus give or take a few “whore” this and some “dumbass” thats.

Rather than beat up on her though I suppose we can all just enjoy the photos of her naked self. I also don’t think the pics are CP even if she wasn’t 18 at the time (though I really don’t see it being true that she was underage) … more nekkid emo artsy kinda images if you ask me.

Burn my toast, you sexy motherfucker… burn it all to hell !!!

Perfect breasts are not a dime a dozen in this day and age but that site seems to have a great tit magnet on the front door of their studio because rarely do I run across any saggers on my journey through the member’s area.

Hey, I too have Irish and Native American ancestry… let’s get married and touch each other’s nipples.

Woof, that’s a lot of bush for such a sweet young thing. Maybe that’s why the girls started fighting in the first place… “Trim that pussy” … “NO”… {WACK} !!

Been there, done that.