Sitting on my ass last night a commercial for Binaca Breath Spray came on and it didn’t really seem like much at first. That is until the beautiful blonde turned and smiled right at me. It was love at first site and I’m certain that she feels the same towards me (even though the commercial would have you believe that the guy in the ad was going to get lucky)

No I am sorry but she is mine and just as soon as I find out who the hell she is, I’m to begin a long steamy affair with her and she and I will rule over the land with a firm but gentle hand.

Or I will be forced by my therapist to begin taking my meds again… whichever comes first. Name name name… just need a name people!

And for you video lovers out there…here she is in all of her blonde b&w glory

“Are you ready?” Um HELL YES!!

Ever since watching the movie Scrooged with Bill Murray and seeing the Christmas party scene where the hot blonde is handing out signed copies of the scans she took on the office copier of her panty clad crotch, I’ve wanted to see a girl do that in person.

Trouble is that I’ve never worked in an office type setting and for some damn reason even though I had one of those all in one type of scanner thingys at the house for years I never put two and two together when I’d have women over. FUCK!

The actress pictured above copying her private area is Monet Mazur and OMG she’s the hottest and I love that scene so much I am thinking of leaving my wife for it and running away with it to Bermuda.

On topic copier repair commercial… might be worth a chuckle to ya. Plus if you like em chubby maybe you could get a rise out of the video.

And another with a far more sexy girl making copies of her naughty parts and yet it’s still got some humor in it. Did I mention that this chick is farkin hawt?!?!

And speaking of being copied… wonder which ad agency stole from whom???

This copier girl video appears to be from actual hidden camera. Ahhh a real life slut, they’re so hard to come by. A true marvel to behold.

The urban dictionary defines Butterface as someone with a sexy as hell body but her face is ugly. It is for this reason that I say that Lady Gaga doesn’t comply with the ground rules.

Simply put, this she man has the body of a retarded vulture and the body like of of the cast members of Deadliest Catch. There’s even rumor that Gagger may even be transgender (cough Fergie cough).

And speaking of Fergie, you’d be hard pressed to find a better example of a celebrity butterface than this Black Eyed Pees on stage. Her body is slamming while every mirror in her house has attempted suicide at least once.

Another perfect example of butterface… Brooke Hogan. I mean goddamn this woman’s bod scream “oh fuck me” while her face screams “OH… FUCK… ME”. She needs to take that act to the wrestling ring. I’d pay money to see her get punched in the face a few times. I’d also like to see her brother get in a knife fight with a ninja but that’s another story.

My opinion on Lady Gagamofo not withstanding, the following video is a funny as hell lampoon of her song Pokerface.

My body’s like a Barbie and my face is like a Ken

HA! bitch

I just about peed my pants during this obviously faked scene of the hit smash movie Twilight. I still haven’t seen the original, though my wife enjoyed it, and they are supposedly making a sequel. I just don’t think I’m in the age range for getting into this tween vampire flick even though I do think that pipe smoking Kristen Stewart is a pie I wouldn’t mind getting a slice of.

“I’m not going to wear a condom” hahaha

Who’s your favorite little rascal? Spanky? I’m guessing that is the case with many female stars since they all seem to enjoy touching themselves in front of the camera. And to make matters better, not all of the time is the masturbating stars fun just for show. Nope, in the case of Mimi Macpherson (Elle’s sister) she and then husband decided it would be nice to spend an afternoon spanking each other’s monkeys. Of course there’s sex too but it hardly beats off a hot famous female twittering herself, and I don’t mean the site with the little blue bird logo, though that is entertaining in it’s own right just ask Miley Cyrus. Not because she plays with her hoohah… she likes posting nonsense photos of herself online

This site has the Macpherson Video for downloading

Oh and I had to play this short video clip of one of the chicks from Dawson’s Creek (though scene isn’t from the series) Monica Keena playing with the little man in the boat. SINNER!

Monica Keena Masturbating

I don’t know if I will post about Megan today but do think that I haven’t seen too much of her to warrant a blackout day from her pictures. Funny thing is that if today at some point a real Megan Fox sex Video hit the web, or even some upskirts wearing no panties scratched the surface of the interwebby… all of the fed up sites will break their fingers posting about it then pull a few groin muscles looking at them.

I’m looking at her lovely face right now because she’s part of my computer’s background. Just her standing their all sexy in some green lacey tanktop with her hands in her back pockets. Some might say she is hiding her hands because of some wonky thumbs but I’ve seen them and my first thought was “come on you bastards, this is all you got?”. Let me tell you if my only flaw was thumbs with flat ends I would kiss the sky (or whatever happy people do).

Damn, I should have just found a decent pic of Megan and put all this into a post instead of bumping an old post with this comment…. I think I may do just that. Hold on let me find a pic. I got it, I’ll use the pic from my background. I is smrt.

Update 8.18.2009 adding following video of Megan Denise Fox. It’s a fake PSA an while not really funny, it is short, it is Megan, and she says the word “fuck” in it… so it’s not a total loss.

You know those songs you hate but like at the same time. The tunes that get stuck in your head for days and you cannot seem to replace them with any other melody short of “don’t worry, be happy” and that in itself is pure mental torture of a song so you don’t try that one.

Well there’s a group called the Ting Tings and the singer is a nice looking blonde named Katie White. I ran across this song video “That’s not my name” and for some reason hit the youtube play button though I’m not normally prone to such things.

Here’s my first shot at embedding a video and if it works I feel I must warn you… the song has also been embedded in my thoughts for about an hour now and there’s no signs of getting out.

And just so I can place this in the gossip section… did you hear that Katie White has two vaginas? Amazing right?

You know that you’ve thought about Megan Fox sexually. Hell I spend most of my days either posting about her or google imaging for that new candid Megan photo hoping there might be a glimpse of panty or dare I wish… nip slip from this dark haired angel. But this guy…. this guy has stones the size of King Kong…

“This year, Johansson was the headliner, promoting Iron Man 2, but it was an appearance by Megan Fox which had the geeks talking after one fan approached the star during a Q&A to promote her new supernatural western Jonah Hex. “My question is for Megan,” the man said. “I have a Sony HVR (video camera). It’s not a true HD, but it gives a pretty good image. Anyway, my question is: I just graduated film school and I’m trying to help my career. I was wondering if you’d be interested in some kind of, like, celebrity sextape?” With that, a couple of security guards grabbed the fella and took him to an undisclosed location. “Dude, I can’t wait to see what you look like in 30 minutes,” Fox’s co-star, Josh Brolin, quipped as the man was dragged away.”

Okay so he got shot down but not as bad as she did it when Seth Rogen and her were on the Kimmel show… watch this following video to see what I mean. But be warned, Kimmel finds the clip and shows it over and over and it’s painful to watch Seth’s reaction.

That was so harsh and she was/is so freakin sexy… I said Goddamn!