I still haven’t forced myself to watch Twilight because let’s face it, being a 40yo male I’m not really in their target audience. No, the fact that it’s based in a high school and from what I hear the vampires sparkle, just doesn’t really seem all that cool.

But on the other side, men my age love two things… afternoon naps, and teenage girls. I know that comes as a shock to everyone but it’s true.

So with all the young hotness that this movie has to offer it’s no wonder that all sorts of people have been googling keywords that will hopefully bring some nudes with it and Christian Serratos photos will now come up.

Yes my shiny vampire, or werewolf, fans, Christian has gotten nude. Too bad it’s for PETA. She does have quite a beautiful ass wouldn’t you agree? Has me wondering if she’s a creature of the night or just a victim. Guess I’ll have to throw on a unibomber jacket and sneak down to the local blockbuster to see for myself.

Sure not all tattoos that women get are signs of a whore. I’m pretty sure most of you can see the difference between getting a nice little one on yourself to getting a bullseye on her lower back.

I do have to say that even though I’m truly not a big tat lover, I would never ever ever kick Megan Fox out of my bed… even if she was getting inked right then. Of course we would have to look into a coverup, laser, or wrecking balm for that Brian tat she has right about her pussy. Or she can pay to have my name legally changed to Brian.

You have to take a stand… right? LOL

covered in tattoos

Oh and one pic with her panties down so you can just barely see her pussy bump.

Have to throw in this one of Kat Von D topless so that I can put the post in the nudes section.

Just when you thought it was over, Vanessa Hudgens pulls you back into her life of smut. Look at her just standing around nude like that with her cellphone of evil corrupting our gentle minds.

I almost could not bear, or is that bare, to look at all (and I mean all) of those dirty naked pics.

One thing that is great about round two of Vanessa Hudgens nudes is that in a couple of photos you can see that she is now trimming up that hairy pussy of her’s. The actress made famous in High School Musical is now sporting a delightful landing strip…

Click here for the rest, and larger size, set of the pics of Vanessa nude

Being connected to the web for years and you come to realize something… there’s a butt load of hot women out there that get naked. Sure back before they came up with this whole internet thingy there was no shortage of nudie mags. Playboy, hustler, swank, etc were all under my mattress as a teen but they were kind of a pain since one rarely wants to stroke it to the same picture there’s always that awkward moment right before the fireworks as to whether or not this chick should be lucky enough to recieve the “award”. Thus beginning what I like to call the uncertainty flip around stage of magazine masturbation. You know what I mean, you frantically search for the right page before you … you (UGH DAMN IT).

Well, the internet put a stop to that pretty much as a fella can have many many browsers loaded and ready to take on the challenge. But I’m getting ahead of myself.

The girl in the pic above is named Iveta B by the website(s) she takes pictures for and she’s one of the first girls I saw back in the day and thought “Oh I’m gonna love you tonight”. Sofa King hot, if you know what I mean.

Iveta B gallery if you are interested in seeing why she cranks my tractor. Image 11 will pretty much paint the scene nicely. Just look and don’t touch because I shall endeavor to make her mine at some point and I don’t want her all greasy.

photo credit Abby Winters

Some problems in life can only be settled by stripping down nude and having a pillow fight amongs yourselves. At least that’s what my mother always said.

Of course I am only joking because I’ve never seen naked chicks battling it out with pillows in real life and my mother was a mean old bitch god rest her soul. She’s not dead but I digress.

So I’m sitting around trying to figure out what exactly I will post about Megan Fox today on the official “Megan Fox blackout” day and it just occured to me that the best thing to do is just sit back and let the feather fly. Okay so my mother was right, I’m retarded.

I also found the following photo of the Olsen twins having a pillow fight but I feel sorta wrong just looking at it. I mean they are legal but damn…

Now I really never watched the Girls next door and haven’t had any interest in seeing Kendra’s solo reality show. That said, I do think that Kendra is the coolest one of Hef’s ex whores and she is always getting naked.

So it comes as no surprise that pics of Kendra at her wedding dress fitting before the cerimony include several shots of her breasts popping out. You gotta love this chick. Well I don’t know about love, but I’d sure like to have her mouth on my cock “suck me beautiful style”.

That seriously has to be one of my favorite celebrity photos this year… and there are pics of Mini Me humping out there!

Of course egotastic had to go and ruin the fun by posting the original with clearly shows another woman’s face on the image. I suppose I could counter with perhaps it is the other woman who is photochopped onto a naked photo of Emma Watson. But alas it is in my nature to accept things (hahaha lol i couldn’t even type that with straight fingers).

But this really is Emma fixing to suck a dick… I swear!

Abigal Clancy having a little bikini problems and her nip slip proves that it can happen to anyone.