I Said Goddamn!

tearing at the soft underbelly of something

God… wait for it… wait for it… DAMN!

jennifer-lopez-ass

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again… how in the hell can this giant butt be sexy to anyone? I think even Sir-Mix-Alot would thow up in his hat if Jennifer Lopez would attempt to back that ass up.

Hell the last time I saw an ass that big it was carry people up a mountain. I could go on and on but instead I’ll just hit “post”, drink a bottle or two of Pepto, then sit in my shower for the rest of the evening.

Phooto credit : Splash News

Oh and since this is neither hot nor nude (thank you jesus) I’ll stash this in the gossip section and hope for the best.

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1 Comment

  1. Though it could really be left unsaid, I’m a white guy. So maybe it’s just something I wouldn’t understand. Like the appeal of the movie Scarface, gold jewelry, or Kanye West {scratches head}. Maybe it’s because I refused to watch the Roots mini series back in the day. Hell I don’t know.

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