God… wait for it… wait for it… DAMN!

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again… how in the hell can this giant butt be sexy to anyone? I think even Sir-Mix-Alot would thow up in his hat if Jennifer Lopez would attempt to back that ass up.
Hell the last time I saw an ass that big it was carry people up a mountain. I could go on and on but instead I’ll just hit “post”, drink a bottle or two of Pepto, then sit in my shower for the rest of the evening.
Phooto credit : Splash News
Oh and since this is neither hot nor nude (thank you jesus) I’ll stash this in the gossip section and hope for the best.

Though it could really be left unsaid, I’m a white guy. So maybe it’s just something I wouldn’t understand. Like the appeal of the movie Scarface, gold jewelry, or Kanye West {scratches head}. Maybe it’s because I refused to watch the Roots mini series back in the day. Hell I don’t know.