I Said Goddamn!

Here’s your chance people… Bar Refaeli is single and all ready to mingle. Hell, it might as well be you sniffing around her nappy dugout. Now, I’ve never been the sharpest marble in the bag, or something along those lines but I can never see breaking up with someone so fine as long as she isn’t letting others tap that ass.

Then again, maybe Bar is just that hot. It’s not like I haven’t been cheated on many many times… I blame Jesus.

But I digress… so we’ll probably never get a taste of the real thing but we always have the pics that she has been kind enough to take for me.. er I meant you. Because would you just look at those breasts, it the things dreams are made of.